Clean Meat Is People!

If it sounds to good to be true, IT IS!

Was just reading about “Clean Meat”. For those like me who never heard of it, it’s apparently lab grown “protein”. They take cells harvested from real animals and grow them in a tank of chemicals. The cells grow and multiple, viola “Clean Meat” is created. No farm needed, no slaughtering. BIG WIN FOR PITA!

So, the artical I was reading says Tyson is investing big money into a company called Memphis Meats. They currently have created 3 flavors of Clean Meat (Chicken, Beef and Duck). Of course other top assholes (insert names here) have their money in the mix as well. It only costs about $9000 a pound for them to create it but their goal is to “change the future”.

Get The Fuck Outta Here! – What makes REAL MEAT good isn’t about being an eatable patty or nugget. It’s The Fat! Sorry there’s no way they will ever be able to fake a Prime Rib let alone Duck. Have these people ever ate Duck?

Oops sorry I got of topic .. bottom line, what’s stopping these devious people from make a LongPork version of Clean Meat? Charlton Heston warned us all about it.

Don’t think there are twisted people out there running major corporations? Research Senomyx! – Derived from human fetal cells,  “HEK-293″ is used as synthetic flavoring. What’s crazier? It’s flavorless!!! It actually creates memories in your mind that you like the taste and BAM .. next thing you know you wake up craving a Big Mac.

Needless to say .. I’ll stick with the real deal thank you. If I ever decide to go veggie, all just go veggie .. why would I ever want “Lab Grown Protein”.

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